The things kids say...

Today one of my after school kids made an announcement that really just made me laugh. Here is the conversation that followed:

P: "I'm 4 now!"
C: "I know, that's great!"
P: "Guess what, I'm going to be a big sister!"
C: "Really??"
P: "Yeah, when I'm a little older!"
C: "Like when you are 5?"
P: "Yup!"
C: "Are you going to have a little sister or a little brother?"
P: "A little sister!"
C: "What is her name going to be?"
P: "I don't know, I haven't named her yet."
C: "What will you name her?"
P: "I will name her Watermelon!!"
C: "Watermelon?" (Trying really hard not to laugh)
P: "Yup, watermelon. Watermelon is really good. You spit the seeds out though, you don't swallow them."